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2.5 KiB
JavaScript
63 lines
No EOL
2.5 KiB
JavaScript
import { randomFromArray } from "../../../_utils/array.utils.js";
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import Command from "../command.js";
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/**
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* Source: https://github.com/shlomif/fortune-mod/blob/master/fortune-mod/datfiles/fortunes
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*/
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const FORTUNES = [
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"Do not be afraid of competition.",
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"An exciting opportunity lies ahead of you.",
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"You love peace.",
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"Get your mind set…confidence will lead you on.",
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"You will always be surrounded by true friends.",
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"Sell your ideas-they have exceptional merit.",
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"You should be able to undertake and complete anything.",
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"You are kind and friendly.",
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"You are wise beyond your years.",
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"Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.",
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"A routine task will turn into an enchanting adventure.",
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"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.",
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"Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.",
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"Goodness is the only investment that never fails.",
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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.",
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"Forget injuries; never forget kindnesses.",
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"Respect yourself and others will respect you.",
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"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.",
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"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.",
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"It is easier to stay out than to get out.",
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"Sing everyday and chase the mean blues away.",
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"You will receive money from an unexpected source.",
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"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.",
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"Plan for many pleasures ahead.",
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"Experience is the best teacher.",
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"You will be happy with your spouse.",
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"Expect the unexpected.",
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"Stay healthy. Walk a mile.",
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"The family that plays together stays together.",
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"Eat chocolate to have a sweeter life.",
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"Once you make a decision the universe conspires to make it happen.",
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"Make yourself necessary to someone.",
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"The only way to have a friend is to be one.",
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"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.",
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"Dance as if no one is watching.",
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"Live this day as if it were your last.",
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"Your life will be happy and peaceful.",
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"Reach for joy and all else will follow.",
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"Move in the direction of your dreams.",
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"Bloom where you are planted.",
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"Appreciate. Appreciate. Appreciate.",
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"Happy News is on its way.",
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"A closed mouth gathers no feet.",
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"He who throws dirt is losing ground.",
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"Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back.",
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"Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans.",
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"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.",
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];
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export const fortune = new Command()
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.setManual({
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purpose: "Tell fortune"
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})
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.setExecute(function() {
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return randomFromArray(FORTUNES);
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}); |